I am reading the "Green Mile". I am supposed to read a book then watch the movie based off of it. It's such a good movie I suggest watching it.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120689/

Just got the Android update. I was dissapointed that the layout wasn't any different because it looks cooler every time. At least my phone internet is rockin' at high speeds!http://www.unwiredview.com/2011/07/20/t-mobile-mytouch-4g-android-2-3-gingerbread-update-starts-today-rolls-out-until-the-end-of-the-year/

Why is everything so casual? What happened to people wearing suits and ties and dresses with funky hats? Today we see people dressed in two pairs of shorts, low rider jeans, Fifty Nine 50 hats, and Family Guy tee-shirts. I don't know how America's love for formal apparel dissapeared so quickly.

This guy is dressed like a baus

I was watching "Karate Kid" with Jaden (or Jadan, Jadin?) Smith and I was kind of dissapointed with the end so I made this

North Korea is kind of like a 12-year-old. It can't support itself because it spends a lot of its allowance on toys and various love letters to Kim Jong-il. And keep in mind "toys" means "weapons." They are always threatening to build a nuclear arsenal, but the world realizes this would be the point the whole North Korea thing would stop being funny."-Cracked on North Korea.

Read more: 6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever over here.



This is from my friends blog. I liked it so much I wanted to repost it. He is @ http://turtlecatapault.blogspot.com/2012/01/north-korea-lolsy-country.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HouseOfFlyingTurtles+%28House+Of+Flying+Turtles%29

. I made this...

Legalize gay marriage! I am all for it.

Post about Canada... why do people make fun of Canada? Healthcare? Style? Accents? TV shows? Well maybe this sums it up...

I'm trying to make money. Does anybody know how to make quick mula? Legally...

Well I've finally decided what this blog will be about...comedy. I feel like I have a need to humor the world without limits to language or political correctness. 

Well, now for a true Goodnight! My bed sheets are way too hot right now! But of course they will be perfect in the morning! That's when I'm truly tired. I've probably stayed up too late anyways...

Screw what I said before...I'm still online. Does anybody notice how crazy the world has gotten? Kids and their music, low rider pants, key chains, calling every thing "gay" and then there is the other group of people who are obsessed with memes and nerdy shit? Haha! I can't decide what category I fit into! But I found a girl a really like. I text her a lot and she understands exactly what I'm talking about! I'm gonna ask her out on Valentines day! I hope *knock on wood*

Well my internet has been acting up because of this solar flare and I'm going to bed. Goodnight to some and good morning to others. Tomorrow is another day for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

I took this picture in Italy... I love it there

http://mememaster.tumblr.com/ F***ing love this

Don't you hate it when you're playing GTA 4 and you're shooting at a mobster and he's hiding, then he comes out from hiding, but you have to reload?

I see dead people...IT'S IMPOSSIBRUU!!

My Life

Does this every happen to you? This pretty much sums up what I do in public;http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4LENN_enUS459US438&biw=1192&bih=519&tbm=isch&tbnid=CJoQfwSwKrI35M:&imgrefurl=http://www.lovelyish.com/741622020/stop-texting-and-driving-ladies/&docid=j-D1qPu_XendHM&imgurl=http://xba.xanga.com/050f61f626031279101395/m222331210.jpg&w=496&h=486&ei=q3sfT4TxA-fo2gXJuriJDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=637&vpy=129&dur=627&hovh=222&hovw=227&tx=86&ty=108&sig=114130658029037671382&page=5&tbnh=158&tbnw=165&start=56&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:56

Getting Started

Hey guys, I'm blogging like a baus...WORDPLAY! Yeah so I'm not very good at this but... I'm ready to get started. And remember children, BITCHES BE CRAZY.